Sillyness. Pure, undiluted sillyness.

Nu när tentan är officiellt över för den här gången (till sjunde februari, åtminstone, då omtentan är) kan man få roa sig. Jag kom hem, satte omedelbart på mig OP-byxor – mina mycket snygga nya rea-fynd-jeans är bekväma, men inte lika bekväma – och min “Bother free is the way to be”-Nalle Puh tjocka tröja för mysstunder. Det blir nog choklad om ett tag, för det är gott. Vad kvällen bjuder på får vi se.

Hur det gick? Inte den blekaste. Inte 15/15, men det är nog ett par poäng i alla fall. Vet inte hur de bedömer och sätter poäng.

Oavsett vad har jag nu lov. 10 dagar tror jag det är. Otroligt skönt.

Så, nu när man får dumma sig: Textsfromlastnight.com, en av mina favoritsiter för dumheter.

(510): he said he didn’t have a condom.
(415): and you said?
(510): that that’s fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah – he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.

Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.

(915): I told you I was good to drive
(1-915): dumbass I drove… you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate

My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber…I’m buying the engagement ring tomorrow

i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled “5 second rule” and kept fucking me. i think im in love

im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test

Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who’s sitting across from us like we’re having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.

(410): can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
(443): wasted?
(410): im pocohantasssss

(570): why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
(1-570): you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911

i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.

So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.

after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he’d drunk himself backward in time.

(434): why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
(540): you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.

Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn’t serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren’t heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.

After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest

You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.

A lesson I learned in the hospital….when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.

my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute

(323): You got in a fight last night?
(818): Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom…he was standing there and I notice he’s got the same shirt as me on so I’m like…dude you should have called me, we look like idiots…he didn’t say anything…so i got pissed and hit him…completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward…weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
(323): Um…Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?

(843): happy early fathers day!!!
(829): im not a father
(843): about that…

We’re doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.

you rubbed the head of my dick and said “I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy.”

Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.

A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.

The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?

is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?

Och slutligen denna, som för övrigt borde användas av en del av mina kompisar:

I’ll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.

2 Thoughts on “Sillyness. Pure, undiluted sillyness.

  1. Doktoranden on 15 January 2011 at 10:59 said:

    Roligt att hitta ytterligare en kandidatblogg. Hoppas tentan gick fina fisken. :)

  2. admin on 15 January 2011 at 17:41 said:

    Alltid trevligt med nya läsare :) Det hoppas jag också ^^

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